In this week’s “Weekend Update” segment, newly-minted co-host Cecily Strong joined seasoned host Seth Meyers, introducing us to Pat Lynhart, a Connecticut mom (played by Kate McKinnon) with some pretty strong opinions about Grand Theft Auto V. But… probably not the opinions you’d suspect. “Do you know how amazing this effin’ game is?” McKinnon demands, with a fiery intensity lighting up her eyes. “Last week I was reading The Paris Wife with my book club, this week I had sex with over 3,000 prostitutes. I am invincible.” Basically, this suburban mother of three isn’t worried about the game’s violence; she thrives off it. “I was supposed to run the carpool yesterday and you know what I did instead? I shot a stripper in the boob for sport,” she tells Strong. “I am an effin’ God.”
And to make sure we truly understand her passion, the character adds, “My motto used to be ‘Hug someone and make an angel smile.’ My new motto is ‘Suck it or get shot dead, either way you’re getting shot dead.'”
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